acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

image

what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

ENEMA/TURBO UM WHAT

viele-katzen:

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
- Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)

link6echo:

dopeturtlem:

this girl injected with the truth serum 

Shit. She’s spilling that tea.

taint3ed:

LMAOOOOOOO

August 31, 2014 - London [x]

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

  • no one: ur cute

Luke has fully accepted Michael as his mentor, 24.07

ashtralian:

CALUM CLOSED HIS EYES BECAUSE IT WAS BRIGHT OUT MY HEART

mukenope:

Luke + laughing (requested by anon)

halfahearthemmo:

Angry Michael sits in his room and mumbles to himself “dyeing hair was MY thing”